czwartek, 21 lutego 2008

congrats, i masz tu orzecha !

.UWAGA UWAGA ! Dzisiaj w Korei je sie orzechy. Bo dzisiaj jest pierwszy dzien roku slonecznego, a zarazem bedzie dzis pelnia. Wszyscy sobie gratuluja i czestuja sie orzechami i to ma byc pomocne przy utrzymaniu pieknej cery. Ale to nie wazne, bo....
MOJA MAMA MA DZIS URODZINY !! Wszystkiego najlepszego mamo! Ode mnie, od mojej pani sonsenim i od calej grupy. Dostalam nawet specjalnego urodzinowego orzeszka dla Ciebie! BUZIA ! :**** Kocham cie !


A mi sie dostal zegar od Przekaza! ;] Poszlismy sobie na spacerek pewnej pieknej niedzieli i na swej drodze napotkalismy stary zegar taki w szafce jakby, z tym co robi "bimbam" i z piekna tarcza. Stal sobie taki smutny pomiedzy drzewkiem i koszem na smieci. Spodobal mi sie to sie zapatrzylam.
A dla kolegi Przekaza nie ma rzeczy nie mozliwych wiec zapytal sie czy bym go nie chciala. A ja mowie ze calego to nie, ale te tarcze sama to chetnie. No i mam ja. Powiesze sobie w akademiku, dam mu [temu zegarowi] nowe zycie a sobie stworze przyjemny klimacik. ;]
Stoja poczula sie zazdrosna i tez chciala cos od Przekaza, bo tak naprawde Przekaz to jest jej kolega, wiec Przekaz zerwal dla nie plakat ze slupa z Krolewna Sniezka i sie dziewucha tez ucieszyla.
Ostatnio do szkoly mielismy przyniesc fotki rodziny, bo mowimy o zawodach i slownictwo rodzinne. Przynioslam kilka fotek. Oczywiscie nie mam takiego zdjecia gdzie wszyscy jestesmy razem, no bo po prostu po co !? A z moim kochanym bratem to w ogole mialam problem, bo nie mam w posiadaniu nic gdzie kolo wyglada jak czlowiek, wiec.... pokazalam wszystkim fotke z Gabrielem Fleszarem ktorego mialam przyjemnosc przypadkiem raz spotkac w Dragonie i wszystkim powiedzialam ze to moj brat ! :D [jesli ktos nie wie kto to Gabriel- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=itMrhTp52BY&feature=related]. Poza tym, to pani sie dziwowala bo, zdjecie siostry bylo z Egiptu, taty z Grecji, a mamy z Austarlii. Tata jednak wygral ze wszystkimi, gdyz... hm, mi sie wydawalo ze tato ma w sobie cos z Bruce`a Willis`a, pani Pak powiedziala ze wyglada jak Sean Connery, ale ale.... Stoja to swierdzila ze moj tata, Jerzy Jezierny to drugi Hulk Hogan !!
Mam kolezanke w grupie ktora ma na imie Tomogo [z Japoni]. A ja ciagle na nia wolam Namago [RPA po koreansku]. "Hej RPA, co tam jak tam?" Tomogo, Namago - co za roznica !?
No i wszyscy na okraglo klaszcza. Na poczatku mnie to troszke irytowalo, ale teraz to jestem pierwsza do klaskania. Mania klaskania. Ktos cos powie, wszyscy sie ciesza i klaszcza. "Mam na imie Zosia" -oooo, wszyscy sie ciesza i klaszcza. "Jestem polka" - oooooo, znowu oklaski... i tak na okraglo. ;]


ATENTION ATENTION ! Today in Korea everybody eats nuts. Because today is first day of a solar calendar, and also there will be a full moon. People congratulate each other and give away nuts and all that is supposed to help in maintaining a good complexion. But this is not that important, because….

MY MUMS BDAY IS TODAY !! Happy Birthday mummy ! From me, my teacher, and the whole group as well. I even got a special birthday nit for you. KISS ! :**** I love you !


And me… I got a clock from Przekaz! ;] We went for a walk this one beautiful Sunday and on our way we met this old nice clock, in the little wardrobe kinda thing, with a pendulum and with a beautiful wheel. It was just there, in between the tree and a rubbish bin. I liked it so I looked at it intently.

And for my friend Przekaz there is nothing impossible, so he asked me if I would like to have it. What I said was, that the whole think probably not, but just the wheel very much. So I have it. I’m gonna put it on the wall in the dorm, give it a new life and myself a nice atmosphere. ;]

Stoja got jealous, she wanted to get something from Przekaz as well, because actually he is her friend not mine [:P], so he ripped the poster from the bus stop with the Snow White for her, and she was happy as well.

Recently we were supposed to bring some photos of our family to the class. Of course there is no picture of all of my family together. Why would there be!? And with my brother… that was a bit a problem. I’ve got no pic with him, where he looks OK enough to show him to my class. So I brought a photo with Gabriel Fleszar, who I had a chance to meet once in a pub in Poznan called Dragon! :D [Gabriel was a famous singer in Poland, well, he a cheesy kind of singer, see yourself if you want. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=itMrhTp52BY&feature=related]. Besides that my teacher was wondering… cause my sisters pic was from Egypt, my dads from Greece, and my mums from Australia. But my dads case won with everybody, cause… I used to think he has something from Bruce Willis, my teacher said he looks like Sean Connery, but listen to that…. Stoja said that my dad, Jerzy Jezierny looks like Hulk Hogan !!

I’ve got a friend in my group. Her name is Tomogo, she is Japanese. But I keep calling her Namago [South Africa in Korean]. ’Hey South Africa, how are you?”. Tomogo, Namago, what’s the difference !?

And we clap hands all the time. In the beginning it was a bit irritating for me, but now I’m the first one to clap. A mania of clapping. Someone will say anything, everybody is happy and clapping. “My name is Zosia” –oooo, everybody is happy and clapping. “I’m polish” –ooo, everybody is happy and clapping. And all that over and over.

sobota, 16 lutego 2008

metro.zofia.przekaz.

jasny gwint - morze zolte !! yellow sea !!


Tak wiem.. ciemne jest to zdjecie, no ale noc byla. Pojechalam na wycieczke niespodzianke z ISO [international student organisation] i wyladowalam nad morzem zoltym. I byla kolacja, i rozne gry i fajne to bylo wszystko. I poznalam duzo koreanczykow z ktorymi swietnie sie bawilam. A z kolezanka jedna rozmawialam normalnie po hiszpansku. Lidia z Barcelony. I nie wiadomo kto mial z tego wieksza radoche, ona czy ja. ;];]

Yes I know, this picture is very dark, but it was at nite, what can I do. I went for a surprise trip with ISO [international student organisation] and I ended up by the Yellow Sea. And there was a dinner, and some games, and all that was quite fun. ;] I met many cool Koreans. Oh, and with one girl I talked in Spanish. Lidia from Barcelona. And noone knows who was more excited about it, her or me.

środa, 13 lutego 2008

news

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/in_pictures/7238302.stm

A ja widzialam te brame dwa dni przed tym jak sie spalila.
And I saw that gate two days before it burned.

Kyongbokkung Palace

Stwierdzilysmy, a co tam, pojdziemy pozwiedzac po zajeciach -takie jestesmy!
W metro, raz dwa trzy, wyszlysmy na powieszchnie i naczym oczom ukazal sie fajny koreanski palac krolewski. Malo tego, akurat byla ceremonia zmiany wartownikow. Szal. A na tle gory ofcourse... Pieknie, pieknie, i to w centrum Seulu.

We figured that, why not, lets go sight seeing after class And we did.
We got to the subway, 3 sec., we got outside of the station and what we saw was a beautifull Korean royal palace. Moreover there was changing of the guard ceremony. Awesome. In the backround marvelous mountains. Nice, nice, and all that in the city center of Seoul.
Takie ladne byly na dachach i to slicznie wygladalo.
Roofs were adorned with those. And it looked very nice.
Buzi mu chcialam dac, czy co ja sobie wyobrazalam... nie wiem.
I wanted to give him a kiss, or what... I dont know.
Swiatynie, zamki, palace, a za rogiem wierzowce nowoczesne takie plyszczace z napisami.
Temples, palaces, and around the corner modern skyscrapers with flashing adverbs.
Swiatynie, zamki, palace a za rogiem piekne gory !!
Temples, palaces, and around the corner astonishing views of mountians.
I potem sie dziwic ze Namdaemun sie spalil, skoro az taka gasnica strzeze calego palacu.
And than to be surprised that Namdaemun got burned, if the palace is protected just by this fire extinguisher. Zgadnijcie co.... -Jestem w Korei !! :D
Guess what.... -Im in Korea !! :DI Stoja tez jest ! :P
And so is Stoja ! :PNie moglam sie powstrzymac, musialam sie sfotografowac z Koreanska toaleta. ;]
I couldnt stop myslef. I had to get a photo with Korean toilet. ;]

elo elo, szkola sie zaczela !

Jestem w grupie poczatkujacej, ale na tyle spoko, ze wszystkie tam osobniki znaja alfabet i kumaja co nie co. Wiec nie jest meeeega nudno, tylko tak troszke. ;] Jest nas w grupie 7 osob. Dwoch Chinczykow ktorych imion nie jestem w stanie zapamietac, dziewczyna z Japoni -Sasaki, dziewczyna z Uzbekistanu (a to ci niespodziewajka) -Maria, chlopak z RPA (to dopiero byl szok, wszyscy mysleli ze James to Amerykaniec), no i Gwozdziu i Zosia z Polski. Codziennie po 4h. A w zasadzie to 50min zajec, 10 min przerwy. Fajnie bo sie nie zdaze znuzyc, a tu juz przerwa. Pani Pak, nasza sonsenim, bardzo fajna, taki typ hm.... pani Gut od chemii w Urszulankach, wesola pani ktorej pasja zycia jest jej praca. ;]

Im in the beginers group, but it is OK, because we all know the alphabet and some basics, so it is not thaaat boring, just a little bit. There is 7 of us in the group. Two guys from China whose names I cant remember, a girl from Japan -Sasaki, a girls from Uzbekistan -Maria, a guy from South Afrika (that was a surprise, everybody thogh that James is an American), and Gwozdz and Zosia from Poland. We have 4 h a day, actually 50 min of class, and 10 of break. Nice, I cant get bored, cause there is already the break comming. Mrs Pak, our sonsenim, very nice , she a type of my chemistry teacher in high school, lady whose work is her passion of life. ;]

naprawiamy rozporek a ja wcale nie pije soju :P fixing the zipper, and im not drinking soju at all :P


Wczoraj podjelam wazna dezycje i postanowilam sie tym z wami powiedzielic.
Jak wiecie, albo tez nie, w chwili obecnej mieszkam na Hwarangdae, w mieszkanku takim akademickim, wraz ze Stoja, Malina i Jachem. Jednakze w marcu przeprowadze sie do akademika. Tak do tego wlasnie nowego akademika do ktorego trzeba wracac przed polnoca, gdzie nie mozna wchodzic na pietra przeciwnej plci i gdzie za palenie, picie i nieodpowiedni stroj ma sie wylot. Skad ta dezycja? Bo ten ow akademik jest za darmo. Jest tam rowniez pralnia za free i dobry internet tez. [bo teraz to tez niby nie placimy, ale jest on jak mu sie chce]. Pokoje wcale nie sa takie male i okropne jak glosila plotka. Malo tego, bede miala wlasne osobiste biurko, cala szafe, no i bedzie kibel do ktorego mozna spuszczac papier toaletowy!! Akademik jest tuz obok szkoly, wiec bede mogla pospac sobie pol h dluzej niz zwykle i zaoszczedze jakies 30 zl tygodniowo, ale na miesiac to juz jest cale 120!! A z ta niemoznoscia wychodze po polnocy to kit z tym. Jestem tu tylko pol roku. Powinnam sie uczyc, wykorzystac ten czas jak najlepiej, a nie balangowac. Do 12 to i tak dlugo. A teraz jak jeszcze sobie z Ruda postanowilysmy ze nie pijemy do Wielkanocy to w ogole pieknie sie sklada. ;] I tyle wam powiem. ;]

p.s. No i bede z czystymi dziewuchami mieszkac. Koniec z syfem. ;];]

Yesterday I undertook an important decision for me, and I want to share it with you.
As you know, or maybe not, I live in Hwarangdae, in an university appartment with Stoja, Malina and Jachu at the moment. But in March, I will move to the dormitory. Yes, to this dormitory where Ill have to be back before midnight, where I wont be allowed to enter a male florr, where for drinking, smoking, or wearing unapriopriate clothes, I can get kicked out. Why did I decided to do that? Well... thats gonna be free accomodation, free laundry and internet as well. Plus the internet will be much better. [at the moment we steal it from neighbours, so its not soo good]. The rooms are not that small as the gossip preached, actually I will have my own desk, whole wardrobe for me, and there will a normal toilet, to which flushing a toilet paper is allowed!! The dorm is just next to school, so I will be able to sleep half an hour more each day, plus I will safe some money on not using the subway so often. I dont really care about the fact that I wont be able to go out for the whole nite. I should study a lot. Im here only for 6 months, so I should study, and learn as much as I can, not party, ok? ;] Until midnight, it is long enough. Also, Ruda and me decided not to drink until Easter, so its even better! ;]And thats all.

p.s. Oh, I will live there with those girls that are cleaning freaks, no more mess around!

urodziny maliny

Hejka! Malina wyprawila ostatnio swoje urodzinki na Uede,w takim tam klubie MayQueen. Przypadek sprawil ze dwa dni pozniej dokladnie w tym samym miejscu byla integracja organizowana przez univerek, i Koreanczycy byli strasznie zaskoczeni ze my "tak, tak... wiemy gdzie to jest". ;]
A oto i kilka fotek.
My flatmate Malina celebrated her bday recently in the place called MayQueen. Fortuitously 2 days after the integration that was organised by the university took place in the same place, and Koreans were really surprised that "oh yeeess, sure, we know where it is" ;]
And there you go, some photos.
Nie wiem o co chodzilo.
I dont know what was is about.
Nie pamietam o co chodzilo.
I dont remember what was it about.

niedziela, 10 lutego 2008

--moja wpollokatorka w naszym boskim pokoju --my roommate in our lovely room

Tak mniej wiecej wyglada nasz pokoik. Jest tam rowniez duza szafa i to w zasadzie tyle.
Z koreanskich wynalazkow zafascynowal mnie tez guzik na stoliku w knajpie. Dusisz i przylatuje kelnerka. Dobry pomysl.
No i znowu mam cos o kibelku, przepraszam... ale Korea naprawde wydziwia z tymi toaletami. Po pierwsze w toalecie byla popielniczka, oraz obok "siedzenia" wymyslny pilot. Jak juz rboilam swoje to postanowilam pobawic sie owym pilotem, a ze nie rozumialam koreanskich napisow to nadusilam przypadkowy guzik, no i z toalety poleciala fontanna. Powaznie. Jak boga kocham. Fontanna tak wysoka jak ja stojaca obok tej toalety. Okazuje sie ze jest to poprostu opcja podmywania. Guzik obok to wiatraczek "suszacy". Aha, no i klapa podgrzewana oczywiscie.
Tyle na dzis.

Thats how our room looks like more or less. There is a big wardrobe as well.
From the Korean inventions, I got fascinated by the button on the table in the pub. You push it, and the waitress comes. Good idea.
And again about the toilet. Im really sorry, but Korea is really very ingenious about the toilets. First of all, there was an ashtray in the cabin and also fancyful remote control. When I was done with my things, I decided to have a look on it. Ans since I didnt understand korean words, I just pushed a random button, and a huge fontaign came out of the toilet. For real! Fontaind as tall as me standing next to it. It appears that it is a cleaning fontaign. A button next to it is a drying option. Oh... and the toilet was heated ofcourse.
Thats all for today.

piątek, 8 lutego 2008

kilka ciekawostek z korełi

Nasza toaleta sie zapchala. Okazuje sie, ze w tym boskim kraju nie wrzuca sie papieru do kibelka, bo moze sie wlasnie zapchac. Masakra. Wiec kolo toalety stoi kubelek pelen zuzytych skraweczkow papieru toaletowego.
W korytarzu mamy swiatlo na fotokomorke. Jakie to pomyslowe!!
Rozpakowalam sie juz zupelnie w moim [naszym ze Stoja] pokoju. I jest swojsko i milo.
A jak metrem jedziemy to na nas ludzie sie gapia, dzieci pokazuja palcami i podchodza i nie wierza ze biali. A niektorzy nie chca obok na siedziec, bo ponoc smierdzimy. Bardzo to takie goscinne i w ogole. ;]
I jest prawie 6 rano a ja spac nie moge.

p.s. aaaaa, i pada snieg !

Our toilet got stuck. It appears that in this lovely country youre not allowed to put a toilet paper into the toilet, cause it can get stuck. So next to the toilet theres a bucket full of used pieces of toilet paper. How nice.
In the hall we got a light on the fotocell. How handy!
I unpacked myslef completely in my [ours with Stoja] room. And it is nice and cosy.
In the subway people stare at us, kids are pointing fingers at us and come closer to have a better look. And others dont want to sit next to us cause we stink apperently. It is so friendly, isnt it?
And also it is almost 6 am and I cant sleep.

p.s. aaaaa, and it is snowing !

czwartek, 7 lutego 2008

I love Korea -thats where I am !

Czesc !! Jestem w Korei! Siostra mi powiedziala ze to jakos tak o wiele dalej niz zwykle, pomimo iz Stany tez byly strasznie daleko, no ale cos w tym jest, bo tutaj to jest naprawde inny swiat. Wszystko zaczelo sie w poniedzialek, tzn. w nocy z poniedzialku na wtorek. Autobus bus bus do Berlina mialam o 4.30. Do tej godziny w ogole nie spalam. Siedzialam sobie w kuchni i ogladalam film [żądełko] i rozmawialam z Curro, z Dominikiem, z Rafaelem i z Rudym tez. I to bylo strasznie fajne. Mialam stresa wiec zjadlam tony slodyczy i palilam papierosy. Mama mnie widziala pierwszy raz z fajeczka. Zaproponowala leki uspakajajace zamiast papierosow, ale ja zostalam przy paleniu. O godzinie 4 mama zawiozla mnie -ZAWIOZLA mnie na pekap i wsadzila do busu. Dojechalismy do Berlina, pan busiarz wysadzil mnie tuz przed okienkiem nad ktorym widnial napis paris -air france. Podalam pani paszport,bilecik i baaardzo szeroko sie usmiechnelam to pani niemki z ladnym angielskim, gdyz waga pokazala o 4 kilo za duzo. Pani nie zauwazyla ani usmiechu ani tych 4 kilo. Usiadlam sobie na laweczce, wsunelam kanapke od mamy. Dogryzlam jabluszkiem i zabralam sie do lektury smierc w darkroomie. Ksiazki o poznanskim swiatku gejowskim, ksiazki kriminalnej. I tak sobie ja czytalam az do samego Paryza. W Paryzu wysiadlam z samolotu i zaraz wsiadlam w drugi. Perfect timing. W ogole jak mnie pani murzynka francuska sprawdzala gadzecikiem czy nie mam jakiegos rewolweru w portkach to powiedziala do mnie "bonżur madmłazel" no to ja "bonżur madam" i wtedy ona "costam po francusku" a ja na to "że ne parle pa franse". I ona w smiech i znowu "costam po francusku". Swierdzila ze przeciez wlasnie mowie, dopiero jej kolezanka musiala wytlumaczyc ze ona tez przeciez wie jak powiedziac po angielsku I dont speak english, chociaz tak napawde nie mowi. Anyways, wsiadlam do samolotu i przywitala mnie pani stewaredesa, pan steward i pani koreanka w tradycyjnym stroju koreanskim "anion hasejo". I Zosi doszlo wtedy- laska lecisz do Korei, na drugi koniec swiata, zrobilas to, to sie dzieje naprawde, wymiatasz, o kurwa mac, KOREA, ja tam wlasnie lece tam bede za 10 h.... i sie poryczalam. Mialam 3 miejsca dla siebie. Wiec wygodnie. Byl kocyk, poduszka, plus moja osobista poduszka. Przed nosem TV. Ogladalam przyjaciol, obejrzalam ATONEMENT i jakis film o sklepie z zabawkami Dustina Hoffmana. Czytalam ksiazki, gapilam sie na mlodych koreanczykow, starzy koreansczycy gapili sie na mnie. Pan steward ktory obslugiwal moj rzad straszny chyba mial ze mnie ubaw, bo zawsze sie do mnie szeroko usmiechal, a chodzilo chyba o to ze ja ciagle prosilam o wiecej czegos, tudziez dokladke. Jedzenie bylo pyszne. Na poczatek wiadomo kola i orzeszki "excuse me,could i get more snack?" Potem danie glowne czyli do wyboru kurczak albo pibimbab, zofia wziela pibimbab -wiadomo. Ryz, wolowinka, kapustka jakas, ryzowy galacik taki rowniez byl. Jogurcik, soczek i ciasteczko. "would like some caffe" -"SURE!" Po obiadku zasnelam i po kilku godzinach obudzila mnie won jedzenia rozpraszajaca sie po samolocie. Z tylu na ogonie rozdawali zupki chinskie/koranskie. Zofia pobiegla po jedna, jakze by inaczej. Po drodze zgarnelam jeszcze ciasteczko i kole. Znowu zasnelam a gdy sie obudzilam to mialam przed soba tace ze sniadaniem. To lubie. Francuska bagietka, twarozek, galaretka z owocami, woda minerlna, szynka [i to ile!!], serek i maselko. "Would you like some coffe" -"Yes please, could i get some more bread please?" -"SURE :D". Zjadlam to pyszne sniadanko, zrobilam sobie jedna skibe w tytke i jakos tak wyszlo ze zaczelismy ladowac. Lotnisko Seulskie miesci sie na wyspie. Na wyspie wokol ktorej nie ma oceanu, tylko kurcze wielka kupa blota. Serio serio. Jest plaza a potem bloto, i to bloto sie ciagnie i ciagnie az do nastepnej wyspy. O co chodzi? Ponoc o fabryki + odplyw. Pierwsze co zrobilam jak wydostalam sie samolotu to polecialam do toalety. I przypomnialo mi sie wtedy co mowila Stoja o koreanskich kibelkach na lotnisku. Klape sedesowa okala plastykowa folia. Zanim sie usiadzie nalezy nacisnac tudziez nadusic guzik i ta folia sie przesuwa, tzn jakby nasuwa sie swieza. Kosmos. Polalam ze powinni nadrukowac jakis pociag na tej folii co by to wygladalo ze pociag ci jedzie po kibelku. ;] Obok kibelka miesci sie maly glosniczek. Jezeli ktos ma ochote zagluszyc swoje sikanie albo cos innego, to moze to wlaczyc i leci sobie muzyczka. ;] A nazywa sie to etiquette speaker. ;];] Zabralam swoja blekitna walizeczke [troche mi sie podrapali glupki] i udalam sie w strone wyjscia. I tam na mnie czekali Stoja i Przekaz!
Czekali na mnie godzine biedaki. Nabylismy pifko i bileciki na autobus do Seulu. Jechalismy tak sobie z godzinke. Po drodze podziwialam widoki za oknem. Bloto, fabryki, cmentarze, grobowce, swiatynie.. a potem juz miasto samo w sobie. Jak w filmach o azji. Napchane bilboardow, reklam, szyldow, kolorow, wszystko blyska, swieci i miga. No i wszyscy skosni. To byl dopiero szok. Anion hasejo, anion hasejo,kamsamnida... A Zosia jak taka dziewczynka z zerowki co dopiero nauczyla sie czytac, czytala wszyscykie napisy i szyldy. -toaleta, wyjscie, prosze czekac, makdonald. To bylo moje ulubione -makdonald po koreansku. No i co tu jeszcze.. nie ma nigdzie koszy na smieci. Po prostu nie ma i juz. Smieci na ulicy leza. No i stoją baraczki i jacys ludzie, cyganie jakby, sprzedaja, plaszczyki, paski, bronzoletki, kanapy [?]... Przesiadka na taksowke, bo mieszkamy na zadupce gdzie autobus nie jedzie. Pan takswokach w bialych rekawiczkach mial wypasionego GPSa a i tak sie zgubil. ;] W koncu dojechalismy do domu. A wiec moj nowy dom... ;] Miesci sie w bloku malym takim. Uliczka na ktorej sie miesci jest waziutka i fajna taka mila, klimatyczna, porobie zdjecia jutro. I to sa budynki universytetu uede. Mieszkania sa przeznaczone dla profesorow, ale jakims cudem w jednym mieszkamy my. W kazdym razie to sa profesorowie przyjezdni, tak wiec dookola nas mieszkaja rozni obcokrajowcy -fajnie. Mieszkanko ma dwie sypialnie,pokoj dzienny, kuchnie i lazienke. W jednym pokoju mieszka Malina i Jasiu [z mojego bylego roku,ludzie z koreanistyki] a w drugim Stoja [rok wyzej byla na koreanistyce, taka szalona fajna dziewucha z miedzychodu:P] i ja. Mieszkanie generalnie spoko, ale... hm.jak przekroczylam jego progi to sie przerazilam tym syfem. Bez urazy, generalnie ludzie zyja jak lubia, ale trzeba bedzie cos z tym zrobic, jakies kompromisy albo cos. Umywalka zawalona naczyniami [mylam je potem pol h]. A na stole masa, MASA smieci. Podloga zasyfiona i klejaca. Kosmos. Oblecha i generalnie masakra. Ale spoko. Cos sie z tym zrobi. Zjedlismy, ja sie troche ogarnelam, i pojechalismy sobie na zakupy. Do centrum handlowego, metrem. Metro mi sie podoba. Metro to jest fajna sprawa, ma taki swoj klimat. Fajnie, bo bede do szkoly metrem jezdzic. W metrze zaczepila nas jakas pani starsza, i ponazekala ze ja boli ucho. Biedaczka. WTF ? Duuuuuzo fajnych sklepow. Gadzeciarskie takie i gejowskie. ;] Nie ma zary, ale jest masa innych drogich trendy miejscowek. Chlopaki nosza torebki, i trzymaja sie za raczki. W sensie ze herycy. Niektorzy sie na to burza, smieja i pokazuja palcami, ale mi sie to nawet podoba. Takie nie zwracanie uwagi na jakie granice plciowe. Jestem chlopakiem, i jestem heterykiem, ale kurcze sliczna ta torebka -bede ja nosic! ;] Zakupilam sobie kubeczek z wizerunkeim PUCCA, takiej koreanskiej kreskoweczki. Malina sie obkupila, bo ma urodziny i sie jej nalezy :P W ogole to chcialam tak nadmienic w jakim jestem szoku, jak Przekaz i Malina mowia po koreansku. Malina normalnie w sklepie zalatwi co trzeba, zamowi, zlozy zazalenie, zamowi, no kosmos. I ja tez tak bede z pol roku, ha! Nie wierze ! Super. Wrocilismy do domku, umylam naczynia, generalnie ogarnelismy co nie co. Potem zrobilam kanapki z polskeigo chleba ktory mialam od mamy. Polozylam na nim ser zolty i pomidory i wszyscy sie zajadali. Nastepnie poszlismy sie bawic. Dolaczyl do nas Gwozdz i Pawel. A potem zjawili sie tez inni polacy. Poszlismy do restauracji koreanskiej. Usiedzlismy sobie na srodeczku przy takim niskim stole, wiec dupka na podlodze. Ja na poczatku usiadlam tak jak w jodze, ze tylek mialam na pietach, ale powiedziano mi ze tak nie wolno, tak sie siedzi jak ktos umarl, tylek na podlodze musi byc! No dobra.. Jedzonko bylo pyszne, mnostwo przystawek, oczywiscie za free, potem danie glowne czyli miecho ktore smazylismy sobie sami na takim czyms na srodku stolu, potem zawijalismy to w liscia, wkladalismy co kto lubi i do buzi. Smakowe. Alkohol tez byl, najpierw taki babski rozowy, a potem sodzu. Czyli wodeczka. Upilam sie, tak... ale tak smiesznie bo nie w nogach, ale tylko w glowie. Nie przewracalam sie ani nic, tylko bylam nadbiernie pobudzona. ;] Jak juz sie najedlismy do syta a nawet wiecej to poszlismy, aaaa, poszlismy do norebangu !! :D
Taaaak, tak jak sadzilam ze ta cala tradycja karaoke, picia, spiewania i robienia z siebei idioty udajac ze jest sie Whitney Houston, to tak sie bardzo milo zaskoczylam, bo bylo cholera super. Super bylo !! Pan koreanczyk dal nam pokoj na godzine, my sie tam wpakowalismy i zaczelismy piac. Byla Nirvana i Marylin Manson, byla tez Shakira i Spice Girls, no i byly tez koreanskie piosenki i ci zdolniejsi to je nawet spiewali, ja dalam rade tylko jak byl Arirang. ;] W tym ze wlasnie norebangu spotkalam sie z kolejna zjawiskowa toaleta, to byl taki sedes wbudowany w podloge, ze trzeba bylo kucac jak w lesie. Tak wlasnie. Niestety nie mieli Bleeding Love w tym karaokowym zestawie :/. Jak juz sie naspiewalismy to tacy zeskarpeceni poszlismy do domku. Po drodze zaczepilam hustawke i Gwozdziu mnie rozhustal tak, za ktos kazal mu przestac. Przyslismy do domu, usiadlam, przysnelam, wiec stwierdzilam ze chyba sie jednak poloze. A oni jeszcze siedzieli i siedzieli.....
Obudzilam sie o godzinie 17. I nie wiem czy to przez zmiane czasu, przez dobra impreze, czy przez to prawie nic nie spalam noc wczesniej, pewnie wszystko to razem wziete spowodowalo iz kimalam tak dlugo. Na sniadanie dostalam od wujka Przekaza lizaka, i to mi sie bardzo spodobalo. Popoludnie minelo bardzo spokojnie. Umylam sie, siedzialm na gg i tutaj, potem Stoja miala farbowane wlosy i Przekaz na chwile mial zlote wlosy. A potem Malina miala farbowane wlosy i Przekaz zafarbowal sie na czarno. Nastepnie udalismy sie do sklepu i kupilismy duzo jedzenia. Jak wrocilismy to Zosia umyla naczynia i stol i jako tako czuje sie zwolniona z obowiazku gotowania. ;] Pije sobie mleko bananowe i jest pyszne.
Sluchajcie, moj telefon komorkowy tutaj nie dziala, wiec jezeli wyslaliscie jakies eski, to niestety ja ich nie dostalam. I nie dostane. Musze sobie kupic tutaj jakis bajerancki aparat i jak tylko bede miala numer to pomiedzy zovka.pl a zovka.ie bedziecie mogli dodac do swoich kontaktow zovka.kr
Zgubilam gdzies dzisiaj w tym skacowanym powolnym poranku [popoludniu] majtki, i mnie to frasuje.
Nie ma tu normalnej cherbaty, ale rozmiary ciuchow w sklepach sa jednak normalne, wiec pewnie raczej cos bede wstanie sobie nabyc.
Sa geje i to duzo. ;] Juz jestem umowiona na impreze w klubie gejowskim.
I w ogole to fajnie jest. Tak bardzo nie chcialam tu przyjezdzac, byla przerazona i w ogole nie nie nie. A na dzien dzisiejszy to ja jestem na tak tak tak. Bedzie fajnie. Sa spoko ludzie, a moze nawet za kilka tygodni powiem ze sa zajebisci ;];] Na ulicach jest kolorowo, wszyscy gadaja po koreansku i ja tez niedlugo bede i napewno bede skakac z radosci z tego powodu. Wiec luuuuuz.
Podoba sie Zovce Korea. ;]
Pozdro600, tesknie za wami paszczaki ! :**


Hey !! Im in Korea! My sister said that somehow it is much farer than usually, eventhough USA was quite a long distance as well, but yes, it is true, because here it is a completely diferent world.
Everything started on Monday, well, on the nite between Monday and Tuesday. I had a bus to Berlin at 4.30 am. Until that time I didnt sleep at all. I was sitting in the kitchen and I was watching a movie [the sting] and talking online with Curro, Dominik, Rafael and Rudy as well. And that was quite cool. ;] I was very stressed so I ate tones of sweets and I smoke a lot. My mum saw me smoking for the first time in her life. She proposed some soothing medicine, but I stayed with some cigaretess.At4 a clock my mum drove me DROVE ME to the station and put me in to the bus. We got to Berlin, and mister driver put me out in front of the desk above which there was a sign paris -air france. I gave my passport and the ticket to the lady and smile very widely to the german lady with a nice english, cause the weight showed 4 kilos to much. She didnt notice the smile, and the weight either. I sat on the bench and ate a sandwich that I got from my mummy. I ate an apple as well, and started to read this cool book "death in the darkroom" - a thriller about Poznan gay world [the city where Im from]. And I was reading it until Paris. When I got there I got off one plane, and immediately got into anather one. Perfect timing. Ohh... when this french lady was checking if I didnt hide any gun in my pants she said "bonjour madmuasell" so I said "bonjour madame" and than she went "something in french" and I went "je ne parle pas france". She started to laugh and again "something in french". She said that Im speaking French at the moment. Her friend had to expalin, that even she knows how to say I dont speak English, eventhough she doesnt speak English at all...Anyways, I got on the plane, and I was welcomed by a stewardess, mister steward, and miss Korean wearing Korean traditional outfit "annoyung hasseyo". And in that moment... Zosia has realised -hey, youre going to Korea, to the other side of the planet, you did it, this is hapenning for real, youre the best, holly shit, fuck, KOREA!, im going there now, and I will be there in 10 hours... and I started to cry out of excitement. I had 3 sits just for me, so very nice and comfortable. There was a blanket, a pillow, plus my personal pillow. In front of me small TV. I watched some friends, also ATONEMENT, and a movie about a toy store that Dustin Hofmann owned. I read a book, I stared on young Korean guys. Old Korean guys stared at me. Mister Steward who was in charge of my row had loads of fun with me, cause he smiled very widelly to me, I guess it was because I always asked for more and more of this and that. The food was delicious. For the start coke and nuts "excuse me,could i get more snack?" Than a main dish, to choose between a chicken and pibimbab, I took pibimbab of course. Rice, beef, some cabbage, rice omlet [or whatever it was]. A yogurt, juice, a cookie. "would like some caffe" -"SURE!" After that meal I fell asleep, and after couple of houh I got waken up by the smell that was spreading around the plane.In the back they were giving some chinese soups. Zofia went to get one of course, on my way I got also some coke and a cookie. I fell asleep again, and when I opened my eyes I saw a tray full of food in front of me. -I like that. French baguette, some cheese, fruits, water, ham [and a lot of it!], and butter. "Would you like some coffe" -"Yes please, could i get some more bread please?" -"SURE :D". I ate that delicoius breakfast, I made myself one sandwich for later, and somhow we started to land. The airport in Seul is located on the island, and around that island there is no ocean but mud. Realy realy, there is a beach, and than mud and mud, until the next island. And why is that? I heard that because of factories and outflow. First thing I did was I went to the toilet. And all the suden I rememeber what Stoja said about Korean toilets. The stool was covered by a plastic foil, and before you sit you have to push the button, and the foil moves, like the fresh one is being pulled on the stool.It was so funny, i though they should print a train on it, so it looks like a train is running on the toilet. ;] Next to the toilet sit was a little speaker. If someone wants to deafen a sound of peeing or something else, he/she can push the button and there is a music. ';] And it is called etiquette speaker ;];] I got my light blue suitcase and made my way to the exit. And over there there were Stoja and Przekaz waiting for me !
They were waiting an hour for me poor things.. We got some beer, and ticket for a bus, and went to Seul. It took as an hour. On our way I was admiring views outside of the window. Mud, factories, cementeries, tombs... and than a city center itself. Like in the movies of Asia, very colourfull, loads of bilboards, adverts, colours, everything flashing, shining and sparkling. And everyone is Asian, that was quite a shock. Annoyung hasseyo, annoyng hasseyo, kamsamnida... And Zosia like a little girl in a 1 grade who just learned how to read.. she red everything. Toilet, exit, please wait, mcdonald. That was my favorite one -macdonald in Korean! And what else... there is not rubish bins on the streets al all. Rubish is on the streets, just like that. And there is loads of those barracks and those people, gypsies or somethig like that, they sell everything coats, bellts, jewelry, couches [?]... We change our ride into a taxi, cause where we life the bus doesnt come. Mister taxidriver in white gloves, had a very cool GPS, but he got lost anyways. We got home eventually. So.... my new home.. Its a flat, in a university building. The street is very tiny, and cosy, and with a cool nice atmosphere. Ill take some photos and put here very soon. Those flats are suposed be for foreigns teachers from Uede University, but somehow we got one of them. Anyways, so our neighbours are all foreigns - cool. We have two bedrooms, living room, kitchen and a bathroom. In one room there is Malina and Jasiu [people from my school in Poznan, we used to study together] and in the other room there is Stoja [she studied in Poznan aswell, but one year upper, crazy girl from Miedzychod] and me. The is nice but.... hm, when I got there I become quite scared about the mess thats inside. No offenece, people live the way the want, but we will have to do something about it eventually, some compromises or something, i dont know... The sink was loaded with dirty dishes [i cleaned it later on, it took me half and hour]. On the table loads of trush, and the flor was dirty and sticky. Shocking! Anyways, I settled myslef a bit and we went to do some shoppings. To the shopping center, by subway. I like subway. It s a fun thing. It has a nice urban atmosphere. Im glad I will be taking subway to get to school. In there this old lady accosted us, she complained that her ear hurts. WTF? A loooot of cool shops. Trendy gay places. There is no zara, but loads of other good places. Boys wear handbags and hold hands. Straigh guys. Some poeple dont like that, laught at this, but I think its cool. It like dont giving a shit about some sex bounds. Im a boy, Im straigh, I like that pers, and Im gonna wear it! I bough a mug for me. With a pucca picture on it -a korean cartoon.Malina got herself many things, cause its her bday, and she deserves it. :P And by the way I would like to tell you guys how impressed I am with her Korean. She can do everything in Korean, buy, sell, bargain. And I will be the same in 6 months! I cant believe it! Awesome! We got back home, I did the dishes, we cleaned a bit the place. Than I prepared some sandwiches with Polish bread, I put some cheese on it, and tomatos, and everybody ate it. ;] And after that we went to have some fun in town. Gwozdz and Pawel joined us, and than two other polish boys as well. We went to a Korean restaurant. We sat in the middle but this short table, so on the flor. In the begining I sat that by butt was on my feet, but I was told this is the way to sit when someone died. Ass on the flor. OK, ass on the flor, no probs. The food was great, loads of countershafts, for free of course, than the main dish -meat that we fried ourselves in this thing in the middle of the table, than we put it into the leaf, also some other stuff, whatever we liked, and than we ate this. Tasty! There was some alcohol as well of course. First some girly pink alcohol, and than sodzu. Which is a korean vodka. I got drunk. Yep, but in such a funny way, cause not in my legs but just in my head. I wasnt unstable or anything, but my mind was behaving funny. ;] When we ate a lot, we went to this place.... we went to NOREBAN!! :D
Yess.... this Korean tradition of karaoke, drinking, singing and making a fool of oneself is ridiculous, but I was very wrong. It was awesome. Mister Korean gave us a room for an hour. We entered it and started to crow. ;] There was some Nirvana and Marylin Manson, also Shakira and Spice Girls, and Korean songs as well, and those genious people were even able to sing them, I was able to sing only Arirang. In this Norebang itself, I got a chance to face anather interesting toilet. The stool was like build into the flor and I had to squat like in the woods! Unfortunatelly there was no Bleeding Love in this Karaoke machine :/. When we were done with singing, being quite drunk we went home. On our way I stopped by the playground and Gwozdziu swang me so hard, that someone had to stop him. We got home, and I fall asleep on the sofa, so I decided to go to bed. And they..... they were still sitting there.
I woke up around 5pm. I dont know if it was because of the time change, or b/c of the good party, or b/c I havent slept much the nite before. Probobly b/c of all of that factors. For breakfast I got a lollypop from my unckle Przekaz, and I liked that indeed. The afternoon passed very peacefully. I got a shower, I sat online and than Stoja got her hair dided [and Przekaz was blond for a while]. Than Malina got her hair dided [and Przekaz`s hair became black]. After that we went to a store to get some food. I cleaned the dishes and the table so I felt like I dont have to cook. Now Im drinking banana milk, and its tasty.
Listen up guys, I dont have my mobile phone here. The European once dont work here. So if you sent me a text I didnt get it, and I will not. As soon as I get a korean one Ill let you know and than, between zosia.ie and zosia.pl you will be able to put zosia.kr in your contacts. ;]
I lost my underwear today in this lazy hangover afternoon and it scares me.
There is no nomal tea in here, but the sizes of clothes seem to be ok, so I will be able to get some stuff afterall. ;]
There are gay here. And quite a lot I heard. Im going to a gay club next week with my friend. ;]
And in general I like it here so far. I really didnt want to come here, I was scared and like "no no no" , but now, after last nite, and today its all like "yes yes yes", Korea can be fun, and Zosia -youll like it. The people are fun, and probobly after few weeks I will be able to say that they are awesome. Its colourfull on the streets, everyone speaks Korean, and I will be as well soon, and that will make me SOOOOO HAAAPPYYY and SOOOO PROUD. So no worries, Zosia likes Korea. ;]
Take care guys. I miss you ;**